Nathan Explosion: Dude, F---ing Sabbath. . . They did this record in one day. Every song is bad ass. F---ing Tony Iommi lost two fingers and STILL recorded it! This band is magic and evil and that's a good combination for Metal. F--- yeah.
William Murderface: I still think this is one of the best metal albums of all time. I'd put it up against Judas Priests 'British Steel' any day of the week.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: More Scandinavians Metal for you. Dis am a newer ones. Dese guys are robots froms anothers planets. It ams verys articsulatelys executeds, and dat ams a supremes complimentks comings from me. Also funs to have sex tos. I has to be really warmed up though and keeps mind of where ONE is. . .
Toki: Still one of de most epics albums of all times. I nearly becames a professionals puppeteer because of dat song. I still haves my old marionettes, no joke!
Pickles: Yeah, I'm a prog nerd AND I'll beat you up. They made ugly s--- sound scary and f---ing cool. It's where I stared annoying my girlfriends and counting odd time signatures and ruining their nights. . . I'd keep girls in headlocks while I try to count FIVE over FOUR. . . Oh they hated it. .
Nathan Explosion: F--- yeah, King Diamond dude. I like horror movies, I like metal, therefore I like King Diamond. He's a perfect combination of both. He has like a hundred different voices and each one is bad ass. And dude, 'Curse of the Pharaohs', dude. . .
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yuh. Dis prettys much blews opens de doors for me, you knows. A fellows Swedes alsos. Yuh, he plays about four thousand notes in a abouts a secods. Real inspirings stuff. He ams Swedish too. Dids I mentions dat? Oh, It's ams a goods albums to makes loves tos. . . There ams some fun rhythmics interpolations that I likes to match with my hip thrustings. The best note groupings for makings love would has to be sextouplettes. . .
Toki Wartooth: Dis ams a diamonds in de rough froms a greats band. It ams very keyboards driven and it ams a conkepts albums abouts robots fallings in love with humans. like a bunch of space ladies in outer space fallings in loves with space dildos robots or somethings like that. Verys much like how things am here on Earths. a real wakes up calls to us. . .
William Murderface: Dude. Angel of Death. That's all I have to say. Oh and also it's 'historically accurate metal'. And i know this because I plagiarized most of it for a history paper in community college. I got a C on that paper, but anyway. F---ing bad ass s---. Dude it's a good song to listen to before a fight, or an argument, or a verbal assault and a quick drive away.
Nathan Explosion: Cannibal Corpse kicks f---ing ass. This is one of the most brutal album openings ever 'Severed Head Stoning' and it has a double meaning- It could mean that YOUR head was severed and then stoned OR it could mean that you are being stoned by severed heads. Either way it's bad ass.
1. Metallica...#7...psh, can totally see Toki as a Puppetmaster though :D
Posted at 12:34PM on Aug 29th 2009 by Liz