The great, shameless one testifies to the power of music -- horrible, horrible music -- to unite and uplift us all.
Proof that combining the talents of two amazing singers doesn't always produce good results.
One of the worst songs ever to best define cloying: "To cause disgust by supplying too much of something originally pleasant."
Let's sing along! "They call me Aaa-noyyyyying! (Word 'em up!)/I'm a one-hit wonder (thank...fully!)."
Fame must have messed with his head, because Ol' Crockett really thought he could pull this off.
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'The Fast Food Song'
Fast Food Rockers
We'd like to see Morgan Spurlock spend 30 days listening to nothing but this song. He'd never survive.
Turns out absolutely nothing about this was true. Which sets up the question "Couldn't they have bought a better lie?"
The whiny, caterwauling vocals on this chorus must be heard once (never twice!) to be believed.
Singing in monotone falsetto on one of the worst songs to explain why girls grind each other at clubs will likely not win you any of them.