'This Is Why I'm Hot'
First off, he repeats "This is why I'm hot" too much. Second, he repeats "This is why I'm hot" too much.
'Looking for Freedom'
The great, shameless one testifies to the power of music -- horrible, horrible music -- to unite and uplift us all.
Proof that combining the talents of two amazing singers doesn't always produce good results.
One of the worst songs ever to best define cloying: "To cause disgust by supplying too much of something originally pleasant."
'Mambo No. 5'
Can you imagine how bad Nos. 1 through 4 must have been? Let's all band together and make sure there's never a No. 6!
'America A O'
A harmless, morale-boosting ode to his beloved home country, or an insidious act of youth-targeted propaganda?
'Jenny From the Block'
Yup, just your average girl, willing to risk a national TV gig over the size of her "dressing-room compound."
'Escape (The Piña Colada Song)'
No two people like all the things listed in this song. In fact, very few of us like any of these things.
'Here Comes the Hotstepper'
Let's sing along! "They call me Aaa-noyyyyying! (Word 'em up!)/I'm a one-hit wonder (thank...fully!)."
Fame must have messed with his head, because Ol' Crockett really thought he could pull this off.
A lot of people missed this song's subtle commentary on outdated gender roles. Well, that's because there weren't any.
Don't wanna show you ours, even less interested in seeing yours. Also, what does "dumps like a truck" mean?
'The Fast Food Song'
Fast Food Rockers
We'd like to see Morgan Spurlock spend 30 days listening to nothing but this song. He'd never survive.
'Cotton Eye Joe'
The worst song the New York Yankees could have picked for their seventh-inning stretch music. No wonder they're nicknamed the "evil empire."
'Girl You Know It's True'
Turns out absolutely nothing about this was true. Which sets up the question "Couldn't they have bought a better lie?"
Thankfully, we rejected this crap outright. OK, we broke a man's spirit, but the alternative was much worse.
The whiny, caterwauling vocals on this chorus must be heard once (never twice!) to be believed.
'Some Girls (Dance With Women)'
Singing in monotone falsetto on one of the worst songs to explain why girls grind each other at clubs will likely not win you any of them.
'Get Ready for This'
We were fully ready for this. Now, we're ready for it to stay as far away from our sporting events as possible.