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10 Best Funny Lyrics

Flight of the ConchordsJimmy Fallon The Bathroom Wall
Weird Al Yankovic Bad Hair DayTenacious D


Teary eyes, an abs workout, and some serious "lol-ing" may be among some of the side effects from the following top 10 funny lyrics. These laugh-till-it-hurts lyrics from classic comedy songs guarantee a smashing good time and the occasional fist pump. Listen to all these funny lyrics being sung on AOL Radio's WTF station, and let us know what your favorite is in the comments.

10) Jimmy Fallon: 'Idiot Boyfriend'

"Hey baby, you like fine cooking? / 'Cause you know what? / I got a Swanson dinner in the freezer / With your name on it" (Read More)

9) MC Lars: 'Guitar Hero, Hero'

"Beating Call of Duty doesn't mean your aim is good/ Beating Wii Golf doesn't make you Tiger Woods / Beating Apples to Apples doesn't make you a farmer / Watching UFC won't make you any harder " (Read More)

8) Weird Al Yankovic: 'Fat'

"When you're only having seconds / I'm having twenty-thirds / When I go to get my shoes shined / I gotta take their word" (Read More)

7) Stephen Lynch: 'If I Were Gay'

"It's not that I don't care / I do I just don't see myself in you / Another time, another scene I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean" (Read More)

6) Flight of the Conchords: 'Hiphopopotamus Vs. Rhymenoceros'

"They call me the hiphop-potamus / Cause I got flows that glow like phosphorous / Poppin off the top of this oesophageus / Not because I'm a water dwelling mammal from Africa" (Read More)

5) The Bloodhound Gang: 'Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?'

"But why is everybody always pickin' on me? / 'Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee / But why Is everybody always pickin' on me? / You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky" (Read More)

4) Tenacious D: 'F--- Her Gently'

"Whats your favorite posish? / That's cool with me / Its not my favorite but I'll do it for you / What's your you favorite dish? / I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from Zanzibar" (Read More)

3) Weird Al Yankovic: 'Amish Paradise'

"I'm a man of the land / I'm into discipline Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin / But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine / Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699" (Read More)

2) Flight of the Conchords: 'I am Not Crying'

"And if I am crying, It's not because of you / It's because I'm thinking about a friend of mine who you don't know who is dying / That's right, dying" (Read more)

1) Jon LaJoie: 'Everyday Normal Guy'

"I am just a regular everyday normal guy / ...I get constipated once a month mother f---- / I am just a regular everyday normal guy / ...And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce mother f---- / I am just a regular everyday normal guy / ...and I get scared when I go see the dentist" (Read More)






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