The sonic equivalent of those "hang in there" posters with the cat on a tree limb, except much screechier.
'Gettin' Jiggy Wit It'
Honestly, how many times do we have to hear this phrase in the middle of a bad sitcom's corny sex joke?
'Achy Breaky Heart'
Attention, all units! Country music has been kidnapped. Suspect last seen with a rat-tail and driving a Chevy with "Truck Balls." Also wanted for child endangerment.
Often, Gwen puts a twist on a musical idea and nails it. This? Reminds us what we hated about high school.
Aka "The Latino Situation." We did some math: Gerardo can't be his father. But it would make sense, right?
How dumb was all that "10-4, good buddy" stuff? OMG, LOL! We would never do something that stupid! LMFAO ...
'With Arms Wide Open'
If only we could list this twice. Pompous: "Characterized by excessive self-esteem or exaggerated dignity."
You know what we want? What we really, really want? A time machine, a map of England, five muzzles and glue.
'My Heart Will Go On'
New rule! From now on, the Canadian warbler, and not the captain, has to go down with this ship. Sound good?
Los Del Rio
First: Place your arm straight out in front of you at shoulder height, palm facing down. Then: Punch the DJ.
Done much better by Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy. Everybody: "You are blind as a bat and I have sight ..."
'I'm Too Sexy'
Next time the Brits try to knock our culture, just ask them where these guys had four Top 30 singles in one year.
'I Am Woman'
I'm with you, doll. Yes, I'm listening, now take my coat and hat, and what's for dinner? Why are you leaving?
'U Can't Touch This'
Poor, poor Rick James. If someone did this to your wonderful work of music, you might choose crack, too.
Paris Hilton was 16 years old when this came out. We're not blaming Aqua Girls entirely. We're just saying ...
Imagine you hate broccoli but had to sing a song about it every night. Then this guy sings it, too. Sad, right?
'Ice Ice Baby'
Only thing good about this song is that it samples 'Under Pressure.' Of course, Iceman here didn't offer any songwriting credits until after it became a hit.
'Who Let the Dogs Out?'
We try to forgive, but admit to daydreaming about supergluing an iPod with this on it to Michael Vick's head.
'(It's Time to) Beat Dat Beat'
"Being a guido's a way of life. I don't represent all Italians, I represent myself. I started this whole GTO s--- (Gym, Tan, Laundry). You have to stay fresh to dance." Yours truly, DJ Pauly D. 'Nuff said.